O zvířátkách....
" Hergot, tady to muselo ale pěkně klouzat !"
Druhý na to :
"Proč ?"
"No, že to tady tak sypali !"
Udělali jste dnes nějaký dobrý skutek?
Ano, já...přihlásí se malý skautík...já jsem dnes poslal svoje psy na dvě starší paní, které díky tomu dohnaly autobus.
"Tak co nato řekli táta a máma?"
"Dali mně pohlavek zobákem hned při prvních slovech!"
"A co to byla za slova?"
"Já mám chřipku!"
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„To nevím.“
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„Když zabetonujete dvůr.“
A žába zase:,,Kuňk,kuňk,když mě políbíš bude ze mě krásná princezna".,,
No tak dobře"Řkne Vasil a políbí žábu,ale nic se nestane a žába na něj:
,,Vasile musíš se trochu snažit!"
A tak to Vasil zkusí jetšě jednou a zase nic.
,,Vasile,takového malého hudlana,musíš sesnažit.
A tak to Vasil zkusí ještě jednou a dá žábě takového hudlana,až se žába prohne.
A žába teď na to:
,,Vasile,Vasile,ty jeden debile já nejsem žádna krásná princezna,ale teplej žabák Emil.
"hele kde máš ulitu ?"
a ten první na to: "utekl jsem z doumu"
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